spookymormon: spookymormon: my mom always texts me rude things so ive just started replying with an emoji of an eggplant and it gets her so pissed it’s great
maxterbate: maxterbate: Why dont you guys want Yahoo to buy Tumblr? Free chocolate milk for everyone i have just been informed on this
i hate that im sensitive and jealous and stupid and ugly and annoying
orlopzi: prop-215: dazegetbrighter: what if rocks are actually soft but just tense up when we touch them? How stoned are you right now? He’s not until someone touches him
deodrant: effettetris: deodrant: dont trust people who dont dip their oreos in milk but I’m allergic :( don’t be a pussy
skeetbucket: penyuhcolada: i swear grey shirts make girls boobs look bigger this holy shit i thought i only noticed that
burritwo: adrians: a-creepy-weirdo-has: adrians: I had 3 stitches in my ear today and now my ear is swollen like a balloon I’m not being racist but if you didnt want your ear to swell up you probably shouldn’t have gotten stitches. how is that racist they just said they weren’t being racist do you even listen
nevvzealand: i dont understand how i can get so much joy from covering my pets with blankets and watching the lump move around
wecansexy: the panty raid
sollux: the best part about blogging is that no one actually knows if youre naked or not
vaspim: i love josh peck so much.
feistie: megvsshark: trishhyy: when a girl changes her clothes in front of you, she’s either really interested or you’re level 99 friend-zoned Or she hasn’t spotted you in the tree yet.